Okay, so you’re NOT a student at Horry Georgetown, but your roommate at the University of South Carolina helped you land a summer job in Myrtle Beach. Your mom said to forget the job, that you need an accounting class so you can take a lighter academic load this fall. That aspirin you ate this morning didn’t help you decide.
But ah! Your nose is good. You found ME, the world’s most brilliant techno-dog.
And I have advice for you. Come on to the beach, take the job and enroll here at Horry Georgetown Technical College for that accounting course—or any other course to take that load off at the University next fall. Tuition and fees at HGTC are low and quality of instruction is high. The summer schedule will be posted online by April 1, so you can select your class then.
But meanwhile, tell Mom what a mature decision you’ve made. You might surprise her—pleasantly, I mean, by making money and earning academic credit. You don’t have to breathe a word about that surfing competition you’ve entered, the motorcycle you’ve bought or the crab nets in the trunk of your car.
Come on down. And call me one morning after class. Maybe I can meet you at the pier in Surfside for some Hang 10.




